CAT vs DOG

Posted: Friday, November 20, 2009 by random_name in
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*Goddamit* <------ Cellphone message tone

From: Allergy Attack

Msg 1:

True friends are like mornings, you cant have them the whole day, but you can be sure, they will be there when you wake up tomorrow, next year and forever... Good Morning Buddy

Reply:
Arrey wah... Tera yeh side bhi hota hai

Msg 2:
Either you talk in English of Hindi. Dont mix both.

Reply:
Lol ok... Its good to see the senti side of you at times.

Msg 3:
Dog....

Reply:
No im giving CAT

Msg 4:
When is it? But its funny, a DOG giving CAT

Reply:
30.... The worst part is that the CAT is screwing my balls

Msg 5:
A DOG is fighting for survival in front of CAT

Reply:
Ok enough now, go do your work.

A Birthday, A Rape, and Lot's of Booze

Posted: Thursday, August 20, 2009 by random_name in
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It's rare that i get to stay out at night, and whenever i do, i have a tendency to build up some expectations. This one wasn't any different, and i had my own set of expectations etched in my mind. Like always, things were drastically different from what i had imagined it to be. Nonetheless it was a good night with a lot craziness. From playing 'I Spy' at 11 at night, playing pictionary half-drunk, and going for pointless drives at 3 am, it was a night to remember. Maybe if we didn't have a set of unwanted visitors who decided to spend half the night with us... I would've been sloshed outta mind. Thank god that didn't happen !! :D

I found the following clip on my cellphone just yesterday so i thought i might as well share it. Titled 'Gaurav rapes Pratik', don't worry it ain't gay porn. Its just a usual fist fight which starts off with Pratik getting pissed at Gaurav and trying to get even, and Pratik being the one apologising in the end. Why does he even try...?

WARNING: The following video contains explicit and objectionable content, but yet your horrible little brain will still nag you to see it, so go right ahead and watch it and dont tell me I didnt warn you!


Oh Calcutta !

Posted: Saturday, July 18, 2009 by random_name in
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What goes through ones mind and heart when a long and unfulfilled desire, which had almost no scope of every being fulfilled, all of a sudden out of now where rises from the horizon giving new hope?

PURE BLISS !

My trip of a life time is just about to happen and you have no idea how that feels to me. I owe it all to four people.

Puja - For staying optimistic and giving me enormous amount of help (Shes the beneficiary in the end)

Gaurav - For simply supporting me and being a good friend.

Dhruv - For narrating one of the most loveliest tales ever told to my dad.

Shweta - For reasons untold :D

I owe it all to you guys. Thanks and CHEERS !!

I owe you one :D

Typing Speed Test !

Posted: Saturday, July 11, 2009 by random_name in
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Movie Review

Posted: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 by random_name in
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Hey fellas,

I was sitting the other day trying to think about more innovative ways to waste my time. Movie watching obviously topped the list. So i thought, why not use this bad habit of mine to some good. So well ladies and gentleman, i now present to you a brand new blog dedicated to writing movie reviews. I wish you all go and visit it and post some comments and i really hope this new found hobby of mine might actually help someone in making good movie decisions. Opinions, suggestions and requests will always be accepted and looked into.

adityasmoviereview.blogspot.com

Thanks,
Cheers,
Enjoy !

Poetry

Posted: Wednesday, June 10, 2009 by random_name in
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Row Row Row your boat,
Gently down the stream
Throw your teacher overboard,
And listen to her scream !
:|


Yankee Doodle went to town,
Riding on a pony,
He went to get a haircut there,
And looked like MS Dhoni
:)


Humpty-Dumpty fucked on a wall
Humpty-Dumpty fucked all day long
All the kings whores,
And all the kings women
Couldnt get Humpty to fuck them again
:D

Shitty Exams

Posted: Sunday, May 3, 2009 by random_name in
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Me:
I wonder how the paper setter can correct BMS papers
everyone writes SHIT

Dhruv says:
it smeels bad i know

Me:
lol
yeah

Dhruv:
but dude
it will be really easy
ask y
ask ask
oye ask

Me:
y
cause you got lose motions?

Dhruv:
cause only one thing will be written
shit SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit

Me:
god !!
you personify lameness

Dhruv:
dude, this is normal shit
in loose motions it will be shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit shit sht sht sht ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhitttttttttttttt ahhhhhhhhh

Me:
you forgot to fart in between

Dhruv says:
that will come in the end
dude dont ask me to pee also now
on paper

Me:
no it would becomme difficult to transport
logistics problem

Dhruv says:
as if shit wont

Me:
but shit is solid na
it wont move around
its tough to keep piss inside paper

Dhruv says:
we can stop this topic