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*Burp!* <---------- (SMS tone)


Swati (SMS): Abhyankar does it again !!! I.F paper in ma hand. dont let anyone know abt it.

*reads*
*re-reads*
*shows Dhruv*
*he reads*
*he re-reads*

Dhruv: WTF !! I love swati dude.

Me: yeah i know. ill take it from her

Me (SMS to Swati): ok thank you for letting me know, ill take it from you sometime...


(3 hours later....)

*realisation hits*

fuck its april fools day !!! I really am a dimwit !


*try to forward it to other friends*
*dosent work*

Damn i am a dimwit !


another 4 hours later...

Vishal (SMS): dude niravs in the hospital... had an accident

Me: WTF !!!

*calls vishal*

Me: Dude..... wt happened how? where? why?

Vishal: fell off a friends bike. hes at cooper hospital. you can call him if you want, hes answering calls.

Me: but how is he?

Vishal: theyre talking abt amputating his leg

Me: WTF !!! they drunk or wt !?

Vishal: dude i dont know call nirav...

Me: ok

*Dials Niravs number*
*realisation re-visits me*
*FUCK YOU DOGS*

Me: FATHERFUCKER !!! who the fuck do you think your trying to make a fool of ?!

Nirav: wtf, wt did he tell you ?

Me: tht your getting your fucking leg amputated !!!

Nirav: LMAO, hahahahhaha.... ok ill call you in a while.

Me: OK *hangs up*

DAMN !

Me (SMS to Puja): Jai met with an accident... hes in the hospital. talk to him

Puja (SMS): cant call right now.... ha d a fight with mom.. dont ask why... am really bugged

Me: ok.... now im confused. is this for real ? ive had enough of april fool jokes

3 hours later.....

Puja: April fool


FUCK !